You dern tootin them people that brought you the white party are fixin to get gussied up and throw this grand opening party over yonder at BoondoxXx BBQ & Juke Joint. Y'all grow out your mullets and polish your tooth cuz we got a hankerin for a party that's hotter than a goat's butt in a pepper patch!
HUGE announcement concerning The Y’ALL BALL: The altruistic owners down at BoondoxXx want the Motif crowd to be regulars for years to come, so Friday night your entry fee ($10 before 2:00pm Friday, $20 at door) will include UNLIMITED HUNCH PUNCH, BOTTOMLESS BEER, INEXHAUSTIBLE JELLO SHOTS, and BOUNDLESS BOONDOCKERS (the BoondoxXx version of Bushwackers). This is basically an open bar for $10 if you buy your ticket online on time. Also, if you want to drink any other liquor, just BRING IT WITH YOU! This is a major financial sacrifice for the owners to make, but this makes it even more important that we, as a crowd, TIP THE BAR STAFF! Spread the word in a controlled manner, because we can only fit so many people!
For mobile updates about The Y'ALL BALL and other Motif events text "Motif" to 41234
There are 3 things that EVERY Motif event will have:
1) A THEME (or motif) - in this case, if you haven't picked up on it yet, dress like Billy Bob and Sue Anne, or whoever may be your favorite white trash redneck. Overalls, buck teeth, mullets, daisy dukes, etc.
2) A PHOTOBOOTH - for this redneck occasion, we have a 1986 Camaro and sledgehammers for your country enjoyment/stress relief. No matter how much you forget, we will make sure these pictures remind you that you beat the crap out of a car with a sledgehammer.
3) A BEAUTIFUL CROWD - Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder, and our definition of "beauty" in this case is the most blatantly hillbilly. You are by no means "required" to dress up to come to this event, but it is strongly preferred!
$10 early bird tickets, $20 at door (so buy tickets here NOW and save yourself money)
We will post the link to buy tickets here soon!
This is a 21 and up event... NO EXCEPTIONS